k-eke:

2:00 AM

One of the folks I follow on YT is getting married soon and she got a vlog channel and every time she’s with her fiance I’m just like awwwww. How cute. ;_;

When will I too have love???

yeeeem:

“cats can’t do any tricks” well wrong.

cats can:

• sniff
• fall off things
• Lick plastic (BAD trick)

ubhokami:

On all levels except physical I’m 6’3

bowieisboobootthefool:

eyrror:

whitepeopletwitter:

I shouldn’t be laughing but I am

pansexualcookware:

they-better-be-mysterious:

blacksteelgajeel:

novel about a morally grey pirate captain who is cursed to die within 5 years for stealing some forbidden treasure, and only giving her heart to someone and expecting nothing back can break the curse

but rather than go on some journey to find some true love or whatever, she decides to use her last years to travel the seas with her crew and collect treasure and drink and be merry

and on the day of reckoning, she is falling more and more ill, and her crew gather all around her to say goodbye to their captain when suddenly the curse is broken. because she gave her whole heart to her ship and her crew, and expected nothing back.

#i like it  #i really like stories about True Love that isn’t the romantic kind (x)

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Oh oh oh oh oh yessssssssssss please

umuad:

thatsbelievable:

fuckyeahwarriorwomen:

kaytee-cakes:

slythwolf:

rgfellows:

micdotcom:

when you break a world record, but a man comes in second (x)

And it’s worth note that Ledecky didn’t just win the 800 freestyle- she obliterated it:

Thats her. And those specks in the distance are her competitors. The second place swimmer was 11 SECONDS behind her. 11 seconds is FOREVER in something like this. Most second place swimmers in most races finish fractions of a second behind the first place swimmer.

Her finishing with none of her competitors in sight. And that yellow line is the previous world record’s pace. Ledecky is more than a full body length ahead.

Which, btw, she did in the 400m freestyle earlier in the games. Seen here:

(The previous world record in this race was held by her, to begin with, btw. As well as the 3 world record times preceding that one.)

So to sum it up: Yeah, Phelps is one of the most decorated Olympic swimmers ever etc etc but him getting silver means jack in the face of the actual-human-avatar-of-Poseidon that is Katie Ledecky. 

11 (ELEVEN) SECONDS FUCK THE WHAT THIS IS NOT GETTING ENOUGH COVERAGE. i should have had that information before now

IM SO FUCKING PROUD OF KATIE IDC HOW MANY YEARS AGO THIS WAS

Kathleen Genevieve Ledecky is an American competitive swimmer. She has won five Olympic gold medals and 14 world championship gold medals, the most in history for a female swimmer. She is the current world record holder in the women’s 400-, 800-, and 1500-meter freestyle.

- https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Katie_Ledecky

tastefullyoffensive:

Best man on the job.

chancethereaper:

pathesis:

catchymemes:

Credit: UNILAD

Me watching the ice split

This has the same energy as the “Its a fucking bear!!! NOOOOOOOOOO!!! Oh there he is” vine

breelandwalker:

dmofstormandsea:

thorthedorkworld:

I’m screaming why does Mamma Mia fit every fight scene so perfectly ajkaslajjddhhajadkjfh

this video is what dnd feels like

ROLL INTIATIVE

Oh my god

ankle-beez:

irlbop:

It’s been three years since DashCon and Fyre Fest has happened. Meaning that in accordance to the Rule of Three, in another three years, a third and final gathering catastrophe will occur with its own symbol joining the ball pit and concierge stand to create an ungodly trifecta.

I cannot wait.

tofu-beifong:

some of you have never hyperfixated on a show/franchise so hard that any mention of it in your vicinity sets you vibrating at the speed of sound and it shows

norgay:

milloboi:

genericrevenge:

cathugging:

the holy trinity

@milloboi

3 of them

5 of them